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Hello?

WHOA!

Created on 2003-10-23 09:57:22 (#1410106), last updated 2007-12-27

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Name:Tiger
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My name is Tiger. I know how to read and write in English, but my verbal English is limited to "Hello?" and "WHOA!" So don't ever call me, because our conversation won't last long.

I live in San Jose with my mommy, aka [info]captncarrie and that mean bizotch [info]ardaliz who sprays me with water when I claw the couch and only holds me when she's drunk. I used to live in another house in San Jose with Loadie, my gay lover, but he moved out so I moved in with the girls. I could *swear* I had testicles when I lived at the Kilo house, but I think they may have been lopped off before I moved downtown. THE HORROR.

Here are some exciting facts about me:

1. I think it's funny to poop right outside the box and to vomit in random spots.

2. I'm learning to tie/untie shoes.

3. My bedroom is lovely and purple, but I've recently been shut out of my office...I'll have to talk to the girls about that.

4. I have freckles.

5. I like to eat chicken from other people's unattended dinner plates.

6. I'm a long distance jumper.

7. I love The History Channel.

8. I'm an energy efficiency buff.

9. I shower regularly.

10. I'm talented. See?



11. I have really big feet:

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