|
06:35 pm
[Link] |
Tiger kills San Francisco Zoo patron, injures two others:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/12/26/MN0LU4M2T.DTL
I swear, I had nothing to do with it.
|
|
08:48 pm
[Link] |
|
|
05:31 pm
[Link] |
I am the most handsome clown in the world.
|
|
02:24 pm
[Link] |
I can't wait to barf this up later.
|
|
06:30 pm
[Link] | I miss ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) ardaliz.
Word on the street is that she misses me too.
|
|
08:11 pm
[Link] | 1. I moved.
2. Sad things happened.
3. I ran away. catbastard and a couple of my mom's other friends tried to save me but I WASN'T HAVING NONE OF THAT!
4. I kicked it in the neighbor's garden for a week.
5. My mom FINALLY rescued me.
6. I went to the vet.
7. My secret gun fight wounds were discovered...as were my inflamed bowel and my heart murmur.
8. My mom and I have an understanding about the patio now: I'm only allowed out there if I'm being supervised, and I don't go jumping off fences because then my mom has to tresspass in the middle of the night to save my butt.
|
|
08:46 pm
[Link] |
I have a new outfit!!!!!!
1. The camera adds 10 pounds:
http://photos.imageevent.com/ardaliz/uploads2/Valentine.avi
2. Pink is a good color for me:
3. OMG LOOK HOW FAT I AM in the video compared to this picture:
|
|
11:23 pm
[Link] |
I like hats.
|
|
09:56 am
[Link] |
Things I Love About Christmas:
1. Drinking the Christmas tree water.
2. Breaking ornaments.
3. Barfing mere INCHES away from presents.
And HELLO - A fun new discovery: I love pizza. I love pizza SO MUCH that I'm willing to try to eat it out of your hand as you try to put the pizza in your mouth.
|
|
09:41 pm
[Link] |
Those BITCHES think this is FUNNNNY?????
Current Mood:  pissed off
|
|
12:48 pm
[Link] |
Hello?
I don't know what the hell this is, but it's HOT HOT HOT HOT:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php
Current Mood:  horny
|
|
09:48 pm
[Link] | I have an eating disorder. I like to binge and purge. I NEED TO BE THIN. I should join one of those "pro-mia" communities.
|
|
08:03 pm
[Link] | Hi, my name is Tiger and I have super feline powers. Tin foil may be the cryptonite of *other* cats, BUT NOT MEEEEE!!!!
I'll walk around on it, pee on it, and scratch it all up...JUST to piss off Elizabeth.
Bitch likes cleaning my pee...she just won't admit it.
Current Mood:  mischievous
|
|
01:20 am
[Link] |
HELLO?
Crap. YET AGAIN ardaliz and captncarrie have caught on to me. WHY THE HELL DO THEY CARE SO MUCH if the house smells like my pee? It smells GOOD.
That bitch told my mom that she realized that the puddle outside the shower wasn't actually water. I need to have her...disappeared...any takers?
I've also heard two hideous rumors:
1. My mom is taking me to the doctor.
2. If I don't stop peeing, I'm getting locked in the bathroom.
|
|
01:18 am
[Link] |
I GOT MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If eithnie was a cat and was a boy, I might have to fly to Maryland and make out with her. She sent me a postcard from the beach. She can be my Top any day.
|
|
01:29 pm
[Link] |
Whoa!
I totally forgot to mention that I spent some quality time with the lovely Ms tinka777 last week. I think she might have a crush on me.
(sssh, don't tell because I wouldn't want to hurt her feelings...but I just don't dig the ladies...eddieguy is so much more my type.)
|
|
06:21 pm
[Link] |
My friend the dinosaur.
( +1 )
|
|
11:42 am
[Link] | Ladies and Germs,
I love eithnie. If she was a boy, I might try to date her. Since she's not, I'll just steal the icon she made and give her my undying love and gratitude.
HELLO!?
Tiger
|
|
03:28 pm
[Link] |
Hello??
I just couldn't get any sleep last night. My bedroom door was closed all night. WTF? The door to the living room was open though, so I slept on the couch instead. Except that pain in the tail ardaliz gets up to pee every two hours and would catch me on the couch and kept shooing me off.
And to add insult to injury, I heard ardaliz and my mom's friend (who she says she met at the Gay Rodeo, but I don't believe her because if she *did* go to the Gay Rodeo, then she for sure would have taken me along...them being my people and all) discussing whether or not I use product in my hair. PA-SHAW! HELLS NO, I don't use product. I may be gay, but I'm a man's man. No fruiffy hair product for me thankyouverymuch. I'm using my manly fireman icon just to prove it.
Current Mood:  tired
|
|
04:57 pm
[Link] |
Ohhhh nooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo.
I just read my mom's journal and WHAT IS THIS ABOUT TAKING A BATH TONIGHT?
I'm gonna be a pathetic, steamy MESS!
I can't help I smell like my box! I have digestion problems and I spend more time than I'd like in that damn box.
Current Mood:  scared
|
